conversations

mich: i'm attracted to guys with curly hair
chloe: oh really?
loon: chloe's attracted to guys with small eyes..heh
mich: ah, that's cute
chloe: yeah i think they're cute that way, i just like guys with single eye-lids
mich: i'm into guys with glasses
loon: o_O
mich: not guys who wear glasses just for the fun of it. I mean those who actually NEED glasses.
loon: with stylish glasses?
mich: no, even normal types, i'm just into that. Doesn't mean i'm into nerds okey.
loon: eh, you know, it's actually really bad to call people nerd.
mich: true, i think it's unnecessary to categorize people that way. I'd use it as a joke round you guys....but never to be serious about it, like "Hey, you nerd! get outta my fuckin way!" or whatever...
chloe: oh yeah.
loon: mmhmmm, but why glasses?
mich: i don't know
chloe: hey, what about you loon?
loon: huh?
chloe: oh wait, what about your...erm, what's his name again....shit....ta...t..t..ta...
mich: KAM SENG MO! TAKESHI!!!
chloe: YA YA!
loon: oh god.
mich: hey i heard that he lives in Taiwan
loon: no, he lives in Japan.
mich: oh really. hmmm, must've got the wrong info.
loon: he prefers Japan because of the paparazzis. There aren't that many in Japan.
mich: oh isn't there?
loon: apparently not. And besides, he's kinda like a hermit.
mich: he's a homo???
loon: I SAID HERMIT!
mich: LOL, i thought you said he's a homo....you're into homos...ahaha
loon: shut up...
mich: hey, you know why homosapiens are extinct....
loon: we're homosapiens
mich: i know we are. you know how in museums, they have mannequins of ancient tribes and caveman, i meant THOSE kinda homosapiens
loon: oh...
mich: so you know why?
loon: nope
chloe: why?
mich: think about the name..
loon: ... homosapiens......OH! ahaha
mich: you get me now?
loon: yeah!
chloe: what are homosapiens?
mich: -_-'
loon: -_-'
chloe: i really don't know
mich: we are homosapiens chloe, humans, we're just given a better name to be called by
loon: haha
chloe: but how are they extinct?
mich: ... homo.....HOMO....HOMOsapiens???
chloe: OH HAHA!
mich: hey, i think i'll stop using the word gay, and replace it with homo
loon: what the...
chloe: oh my god, that is a good idea.
mich: oh yeah....heh, you homo...
chloe: ahahaha
mich: ahahahahahaha, we're such homos
loon: what the f.....