morning sickness

ok, 80% of what i'll be writing now,
ISN'T EVEN ON MY CONCIOUS FUCKIN MIND!
CUZ I FUCKIN WOKE UP AT 3.50a.m. BECAUSE OF THE FUCKIN HEAT

IT'S LIKE FUCKIN 55'degrees RIGHT NOW
IF YOU WANNA KILL US WHY NOT JUST HAVE A HEAT STORM AND MELT US ALL LIKE CHOCOLATE COVERED MAGNUM ICE CREAM.
BLOODY BUGGERS ON BALLS.

this is a retarded weather.
Melbourne, if you can...

GET SOME FUCKIN CHILL-LAX PILLS! (munch definition: chill-lax pills are a mix of chill pills [drugs] with laxatives)
AND SLAP IT UP YOU'RE ARSE!